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The Mangroomer

Mangroomer

“Mangroomer® is the essential do-it-yourself electric back hair shaver for men. The unique design enables a man to remove unwanted back hair by himself in the privacy of his own home or while traveling.”

Yeah. I don’t even know what to say. It kind of says it all. Other than, Dad, be careful or you’ll be getting one for your birthday. Oh, and this is post [or draft] number 666. So maybe that’s a sign about the mangroomer.

3 Comments

  1. TheAmpuT

    That’s funny. It’s not so funny that there are a few men in my life that need one. (not my sweetie *phew*)

  2. jodi

    I can’t imagine a stubbly five o’clock shadow back is any nicer to touch than a massively hairy back. Isn’t it better to find a caring friend to lovingly wax it once a month?